Ytd was supposedly the homey-muggin-shite day.

Turned out the Beloved Jocelyn asked me out for some studydate.

It was ard aftnn when she beeped me & I was occupied with sleep.

Hah ! & I merrily skipped work that day.

I kno my ass gon' be bbq-ed Bigggggg Time but ah, Whateverrr !

Soon afta we got ourself 2good seats at Starbucks.

My usual Mocha Frap(withou whipping cream !) & her fav Java Chip !

Flinged out our SS notes, books, wksheets & everything we brought & started muggin'.

Hoho.

& it just so happened that I'm the only moron that actually studied.

GAHHH. That woman can never focus laaa seyy !

'-_________-

In between we began to People-Watch before the gf complained her butts getting itchy.

Being a lil too observant, I nudged her upon overlooking some lady's undergarments. Well, it was actually a G-String being exposed right at the smack infront of my eyes ! & that mad pussy went to question why tha hell its called a 'G' string & not a 'U' instead.

Huahuahuahuahuahua !

My Gorgeous Pussy-in-black.

& while I was busy memorising facts, she was meddling with my cell, sending emo pikchas & snaping worldwide shots.

I guess I almost bubbled my mouth keeping her from getting distracted !!

& she ended up doing the most fantastic thing,

*Slaps Forehead*

Dad rang me up when its nearly 7pm. Asking for my whereabouts & whether I'm coming home for dinner.

He pestered me to come home first, maghrib(paham2 la ehk)..

So I did, never wanting any trivial quarells to occur.

So apparently we went out again when night falls.

This time 'round, I had a treat at BK !

Awww, thank you very nice sweethang.

You got me filled till the morn chu' kno ?

*Insert Widest Grin*

&& ohh, did I mentioned we bumped into Suria actor kid that was featured in Cucuku Sayang ? You Malays should kno.

That montel boy that acted like some gangster ?

Boy, he's seresly supadupa chubbyyyyyyy laaa !

Wahaha.

& girlfie thot the dude beside him was cute.

I cut her off almost immediately,

"Amazingly cute guys are clearcut gays o-kayyy. Stop oogling darlin'."

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Saw that uberly cute kid ??

Saw ?? Saw ??!

Gawd, I sounded psychotic here.

Headed home knoing LB reached earlier than me.

She's from JB incase you havent realize !